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circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

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Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

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" You have to be odd to be number one. "

-

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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penis-hilton:

this fucked me up so bad

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rhaenyra:

Mind - Allows the user to greatly strengthen and enhance mental and psionic power and access the thoughts and dreams of other beings.

Space - Allows the user to exist in any or all locations, move any object anywhere throughout reality and warp or rearrange space. At full potential it grants Omnipresence.

Reality - Allows the user to fulfill wishes, even if the wish is in direct contradiction with scientific laws.

Soul - Allows the user to steal, control, manipulate and alter souls, living or dead, and is the gateway to an idyllic pocket universe.

Power - Accesses all power and energy that ever has or will exist, and can boost the other gems’ effects. Allows the user to duplicate almost any physical superhuman ability and grants Omnipotence.

Time - Allows the user total control over the past, present and future. Allows time travel, can age and de-age beings and also be used as a weapon by trapping enemies or entire universes in unending loops of time. Also at full potential grants Omniscience

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daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

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therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

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officialnatasharomanoff:

the day i don’t reblog this is the day i am deceased

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okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

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how the tables have turned

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seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg

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This rivalry’s heating up.

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