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o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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towritelesbiansonherarms:

the-adventures-of-captain-comic:

doctor-korra-holmes-in-hogwarts:

shawarmababy:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

B I T C H - The Avengers

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Here I forced it to work

Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.

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You could of also used Son of Coul if you didn’t come up with Super Agent

Yeah! Let’s ignore nick fury.

RACIST!

just kidding

but you don’t ignore nick fury!

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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why are you "tumblr famous" ? why does everyone like this blog so much?

Asked by Anonymous

condom:

It’s a metaphor

nyehs:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

L is for the Letter L

O is for the Omelette in my sheets

V is very very 

Egg

i don’t remember making this post

please try harder to be funny

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